[Cyclefrance]

Look, I know it probably sounds like a good idea, and maybe even fun, but you really, really mustn't take over the world. It's a naughty, naughty thing to try to do, and you'll only get into a lot trouble, and wished you hadn't started.

Try to contain your enthusiasm a moment, take a big breath, and do a quick search for people who tried to take over the world. I think you'll find I know what I am talking about and want to thank me once you've read about a few of them - I mean, look at that Blofeld chap, he's been trying for more years than I can remember, and all it's got him is a big fluffy white cat, a monacle and a nasty scar on his face - do you really want to end up like that?

I know I'm sounding rational, but....