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This is my in-law's Pastor's car. Pastor Hank is everything you'd expect of a backwoods (literally) Baptist preacher, only funnier. He's a big NASCAR fan (sort of goes without saying), to the extent that he felt compelled to tell me about his vacation trip to Darlington, where he purchased an official, certified NASCAR "souvenir"...a lug nut from someone or other's car, still with the residue of the adhesvie they use to keep it in place during racing. He was rather proud of it.

This is a stock Chevy Lumina which he went to some great pains to modify to resemble a NASCAR Lumina. This picture was taken in front of the church on Christmas Day (he and his wife only drive this on special days, partially due to the foam-wrapped PVC "rollcage" system inside).