In the immortal words of the late great John Denver
If I's to change this life I lead
You could call me Johnny Tomatoseed
'Cause I know what this country needs
Home grown tomatoes in ev'ry yard you see
When I die don't bury me
In a box in a cold dark cemetary
Out in the garden would be much better
'Cause I could be a-pushin' up-a home grown tomatoes!
Home grown tomatoes
Home grown tomatoes
What would life be without home grown tomatoes?
There's only two things that money can't buy
That's true love and home grown tomatoes
(recited from memory, so don't nail me if I fudged some of the words)
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