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dateline Western Whitehouse
Bush family friend Prince Bandar bin Sultan was injured today when he choked on a pretzel and fell off a couch. Informed sources say the incident had nothing to do with Saudi Arabia's reluctance to allow their territory to be used as a staging area for the long awaited attack on Bush family enemy Saddam Hussein.
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If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you.
- Louis D. Brandeis
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