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wolf · 03-02-2006, 12:44 AM

Retro is totally in.

Today's lesson: There are psychiatrists in the world who are too stupid to be allowed to continue to practice.

wolf: Hello, suicide hotline, how may I help you?*

Dr Stupid: Yes, I need you to send someone out to see this patient of mine

wolf: We don't typically just go "see" someone. Why should we?

Dr. Stupid: Well, she left me a message early this morning telling me she was going to kill herself, and she hasn't responded to any of my phone calls.

wolf: It's 7:00

Dr. Stupid: Yes?

wolf: At Night.

Dr Stupid: So?

wolf: You didn't do anything other than try to call your patient?

Dr Stupid: No, what do you mean?

wolf: Did you call the police?

Dr Stupid: Why would I do that?

wolf: To check and see if your patient is not answering her phone because she is dead.

Dr Stupid: Oh.

wolf: Do you need the number for 911?

* This is the only line not an actual quote from the call. What I really say is "Emergency Service." None of the "how may I help you" crap on the initial answer of a call.

03-02-2006, 12:44 AM	#210
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Retro is totally in. Today's lesson: There are psychiatrists in the world who are too stupid to be allowed to continue to practice. wolf: Hello, suicide hotline, how may I help you?* Dr Stupid: Yes, I need you to send someone out to see this patient of mine wolf: We don't typically just go "see" someone. Why should we? Dr. Stupid: Well, she left me a message early this morning telling me she was going to kill herself, and she hasn't responded to any of my phone calls. wolf: It's 7:00 Dr. Stupid: Yes? wolf: At Night. Dr Stupid: So? wolf: You didn't do anything other than try to call your patient? Dr Stupid: No, what do you mean? wolf: Did you call the police? Dr Stupid: Why would I do that? wolf: To check and see if your patient is not answering her phone because she is dead. Dr Stupid: Oh. wolf: Do you need the number for 911? * This is the only line not an actual quote from the call. What I really say is "Emergency Service." None of the "how may I help you" crap on the initial answer of a call. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis Last edited by wolf; 03-02-2006 at 12:47 AM.