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OOOOooooo! Nasty, nasty, nasty...!!
Doctors have performed surgery on a lover who put a pencil inside his penis. The man, from Belgrade, had suffered erectile problems in the past and so prepared for a first encounter with a new girlfriend by imaginative use of a slim pencil. But he was forced to cut short his night of love when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder. A hospital spokesman said: 'The patient said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed in future to try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils.'
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