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An older man wasn't feeling well, and went to his doctor. The doctor ran all kinds of tests, then brought the man in for a consultation.
"I have bad news and worse news for you" said the doctor, "which would you like first?"
"The worse news first" replied the man.
"you have AIDS" the doctor said.
"Oh no! Not AIDS! What am I going to do?" the man was hysterical. Finally he calmed down and asked the doctor what the bad news was.
"You have Alzheimer's" the doctor told him.
"Well, at least I don't have AIDS" said the man.
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