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Courtesy of an old mate of mine:
"the australian sailor's hornpipe" (to the tune of the sailor's hornpipe)

tiddlywinks old bean,
have you ever seen a queen?
have you ever seen a salmon up a dead sardine?
I've seen a tinker up a tailor and a soldier up a sailor
but I've never seen a slamon up a dead sardine!

I want to move to straylya.

I passed more of those questions than I do on the red or blue necks quizzes.