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Originally Posted by Cyclefrance
While we're on to ships - anyone remember any of the verses to the Rugby song/poem 'The good ship 'Venus'??
I can remember a couple:
The opening one is:
'Twas on the good ship Venus
By God you should have seen us,
The figurehead
Was a Whore in bed
The mast an erected penis
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I knew it as:
'Twas on the good ship Venus
By God you should have seen us
The figurehead
Was nude in bed
Sucking a red hot penis....
But I suppose there aren't official versions of this sort of song!
Another verse from memory:
The Captain's wife was Mabel
Whenever she was able
The second mate
She'd fornicate
Upon the galley table
Rude songs like this don't tend to be sung at matches -although some football chants are suprisingly witty. They are sung travelling to & from the game (while mooning out of the back window of a coach) and on drunken nights out.