[Cyclefrance]

While we're on to ships - anyone remember any of the verses to the Rugby song/poem 'The good ship 'Venus'??

I can remember a couple:

The opening one is:

'Twas on the good ship Venus
By God you should have seen us,
The figurehead
Was a Whore in bed
The mast an erected penis

And the other one I remember:

The first mates name was Carter
By God he was a farter
When the wind didn't blow
And the ship wouldn't go,
Then Carter the farter would start her

Similary verses to rugby versions of 'The Mayor of Bayswater', 'Immobile', and 'These Foolish Things' would also be welcomed