That reminded me of some the old 'mummy, mummy' jokes that were around when I was a teen (and that's SOME time ago...)
Particularly: 'mummy, mummy, can I play with grandma? ' No dear, you've dug her up 3 times already this week'
or: 'mummy, mummy, can I lick the bowl?' 'No dear, just flush it like everyone else does.' (I know, that's nothing to do with the dead, but it's one that has stuck in the memory for some reason)
Sorry, this is not really anything to do with the thread - handing back to you after that brief diversion, with apologies...
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