Yeah, Mari, sort of Santa Fe
hausfrau. 
Santa Fe Style Victim is a traditional central New Mexico comic staple: silver with turquoise
everywhere it's made for, over Injun clothes and mocs. Even on six-foot-one strawberry blondes and negresses.
But to topic: oversized black sweatshirt with a community-theater production logo embroidered. One-season wear down here in Port Hueneme/Oxnard, as it is very warm. Progressive bifocals, which do wonders for reading the screen -- glasses wearers, do get these when you enter the bifocal season of life. These would be what a webcam would show.
Touching myself? Heh, nunya. :p