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Urbane Guerrilla · 08-16-2002, 04:28 AM

No, for hot sauce of the interesting but thermonuclear persuasion, it's got to be Endorphin Rush. Specialist hot sauce joints have it. You know it's dangerous when you unscrew the cap and it smells like sawn wood -- all the real ass-in-the-washtub/burns goin' in, burns comin' out high-Scoville-numbers hot sauces have that sawdust smell to them.

Endorphin Rush and some of the others like Dave's Death Sauce -- Dave has an After Death Sauce too -- come with directions printed on the label that tell you to use their stuff a couple drops at a time, on something like fried potatoes, for example. I'd heed the directions if I were you. It does make for an impressive party in your mouth once the steam stops venting from your ears and nostrils and you've got your eyeballs caged again.

See if you can find any hot sauce like Bufalo, made with chipotle peppers -- smoked jalapeño.

08-16-2002, 04:28 AM	#10
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Texas Pete ain't exactly hot No, for hot sauce of the interesting but thermonuclear persuasion, it's got to be Endorphin Rush. Specialist hot sauce joints have it. You know it's dangerous when you unscrew the cap and it smells like sawn wood -- all the real ass-in-the-washtub/burns goin' in, burns comin' out high-Scoville-numbers hot sauces have that sawdust smell to them. Endorphin Rush and some of the others like Dave's Death Sauce -- Dave has an After Death Sauce too -- come with directions printed on the label that tell you to use their stuff a couple drops at a time, on something like fried potatoes, for example. I'd heed the directions if I were you. It does make for an impressive party in your mouth once the steam stops venting from your ears and nostrils and you've got your eyeballs caged again. See if you can find any hot sauce like Bufalo, made with chipotle peppers -- smoked jalapeño. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.