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Undertoad · 01-25-2006, 12:07 PM

When I was in high school there were a lot of stories about people getting caught by the cops while screwing in parked cars. One of my friends claimed that he and his GF were in the middle of nowhere, in the back seat all nekkid and in the process of feeling each other up and getting ready to go, when a cop car pulls up behind them. Oh shit! They got their clothes but just held them around them, didn't have time to put them on. The cop walks up and knocks on the back window.

"Uh... er... you alright in there?"

"Um, Yeah?"

"Nobody in trouble...?"

"Um, No?"

Long pause.

"OK, well, uh,... don't litter."

And the cop walked off and drove away.

01-25-2006, 12:07 PM	#4
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	When I was in high school there were a lot of stories about people getting caught by the cops while screwing in parked cars. One of my friends claimed that he and his GF were in the middle of nowhere, in the back seat all nekkid and in the process of feeling each other up and getting ready to go, when a cop car pulls up behind them. Oh shit! They got their clothes but just held them around them, didn't have time to put them on. The cop walks up and knocks on the back window. "Uh... er... you alright in there?" "Um, Yeah?" "Nobody in trouble...?" "Um, No?" Long pause. "OK, well, uh,... don't litter." And the cop walked off and drove away.