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kezdeth · 06-22-2001, 07:04 PM

Tech: Thank you for calling $Employer, how can we help you?

Luser: I have a file on disk, and I need to know how to tell Word that I want it to print pages 1-6 of that file. How do I do that?

Tech: (After pounding head on desk...) I'm sorry, you'll need to call Microsoft for that. You see, we do not support that software.

Luser: But, you're my ISP! You guys HAVE TO support this! You're with Microsoft, aren't you?

Tech: (Phone on mute) HELP ME!!!!

(Apologies to the ones who might have followed this series elsewhere, but of the three stories I've posted there, these two needed to be preserved. From this point on, only new material will appear.)

06-22-2001, 07:04 PM	#2
kezdeth Colorado Linux Geek Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Denver Posts: 19	You want to know how to what?! Tech: <i>Thank you for calling $Employer, how can we help you?</i> Luser: I have a file on disk, and I need to know how to tell Word that I want it to print pages 1-6 of that file. How do I do that? Tech: (After pounding head on desk...) <i>I'm sorry, you'll need to call Microsoft for that. You see, we do not support that software.</i> Luser: But, you're my <b>ISP!</b> You guys <b>HAVE TO</b> support this! You're with Microsoft, aren't you? Tech: (Phone on mute) <i><b>HELP ME!!!!</i></b> (Apologies to the ones who might have followed this series elsewhere, but of the three stories I've posted there, these two needed to be preserved. From this point on, only new material will appear.) __________________ "Still! `Old friend!' You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman you keep missing the target!" Admiral James Tiberius Kirk, ST: The Wrath of Khan