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elSicomoro · 08-05-2002, 09:11 PM

This is along the lines of my "E-mail Idiots on Parade" thread. I go through several job sites almost every day, and sometimes, I come across job postings that are funny, stupid, or interesting. Feel free to post your own.

This company seems to be desperately trying to get people to move here:

"Major social service agency, serving the elderly, seeks an individual who will be responsible for the administrative and clinical supervision of assessment workers and clerical support staff.

We are located near the heart of Philadelphia 3/4 miles from City Hall. Philadelphia offers the best of urban and suburban living within city limits and our suburbs. With two rivers, several streams, and the largest inner-city park in the nation, Philadelphia offers activities ranging from mountain biking, inline skating, to watching cloud formations from our Belmont Plateau. Philadelphia also offers a wide array of cultural activities including fine dining, concerts, museums, and theaters. If you are a beach person, we have the Jersey Shore, and the Poconos for our skiing friends within driving distance."

08-05-2002, 09:11 PM	#1
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	The Job Hunting Trenches This is along the lines of my "E-mail Idiots on Parade" thread. I go through several job sites almost every day, and sometimes, I come across job postings that are funny, stupid, or interesting. Feel free to post your own. This company seems to be desperately trying to get people to move here: "Major social service agency, serving the elderly, seeks an individual who will be responsible for the administrative and clinical supervision of assessment workers and clerical support staff. We are located near the heart of Philadelphia 3/4 miles from City Hall. Philadelphia offers the best of urban and suburban living within city limits and our suburbs. With two rivers, several streams, and the largest inner-city park in the nation, Philadelphia offers activities ranging from mountain biking, inline skating, to watching cloud formations from our Belmont Plateau. Philadelphia also offers a wide array of cultural activities including fine dining, concerts, museums, and theaters. If you are a beach person, we have the Jersey Shore, and the Poconos for our skiing friends within driving distance."