His name is Congressman John Conyers, Jr., he represents a district in Michigan, and he has balls like church bells.
<a href="http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/downloads/hres635.PDF">H.Res.635</a>:
<i>Creating a select committee to investigate the Administration's intent to go to war before congressional authorization, manipulation of pre-war intelligence, encouraging and countenancing torture, retaliating against critics, and thwarting congressional oversight, and to make recommendations regarding grounds for impeachment.</i>
<a href="http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/downloads/hres636.PDF">H.Res.636</a>:
<i>Censuring President George W. Bush for failing to respond to requests for information concerning allegations that he and others in his Administration misled Congress and the American people regarding the decision to go to war in Iraq, misstated and manipulated intelligence information regarding the justification for the war, countenanced torture and cruel, inhuman, and degrading treatment of persons in Iraq, and permitted inappropriate retaliation against critics of his Administration, for failing to adequately account for specific misstatements he made regarding the war, and for failing to comply with Executive Order 12958.</i>
<a href="http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/downloads/hres637.PDF">H.Res.637</a>: Replace "President George W. Bush" with "Vice President Richard B. Cheney" above.
Obviously, these will pass right after I grow a third head, but GODDAMN.