re·li·gion n.
1- a. Belief in and reverence for a supernatural power or powers regarded as creator and governor of the universe. b. A personal or institutionalized system grounded in such belief and worship.
2- The life or condition of a person in a religious order.
3- A set of beliefs, values, and practices based on the teachings of a spiritual leader.
4- A cause, principle, or activity pursued with zeal or conscientious devotion.
If you have enough zeal, Pie, or conscientious devotion.
