[mrnoodle]

yesman, I'm sending you an entire pallet of Ball-Gro. Don't move a muscle until it arrives.

Been in your shoes, too. How do you think the other guy feels when she's banging you at your house? He's probably blubbering into a lace hanky, wondering what he can do to make her see that he LOVES her.

She's a demon, and regardless of how deeply she looks into your eyes, how "good" it is when you're together, you have GOT to pull your head out of your ass before she finishes wrecking you.

If you do it quick and ruthlessly, she'll respect you more than if you apologize and cry and spoon and all that other peabrained crap. Cuz now? She's got 0 respect for anyone. She's running back and forth between 2 guys, feigning indecision to squeeze the last drop of attention out of both of you. If you allow it, you need your head examined. DROP THE BITCH. Find a decent woman with her head screwed on straight.

It's not as hard as you are making it out to be -- you're enjoying the drama too, aren't you? C'mon, admit it. The big attraction here is the wide range of emotion you get to be dragged through. It's like heroin.

Cowboy the fuck up. You'll thank us all later.