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Old 12-20-2005, 10:00 PM   #23
Elspode
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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Originally Posted by tw
Americans can be sued for changing the expression "Merry Christmas" to "Happy Holidays".
I'll be calling my Pagan lawyer tomorrow to discuss my suit regarding the appropriation of traditionally non-Christian holiday notions:

1) The whole damn Christmas tree thing in the first place.
2) Holly and Mistletoe.
3) Candles in the window.
4) Christmas caroling/wassailing.
5) Son, sired by his father (who is in fact another manifestation of himself) born of the goddess at the Winter Solstice.

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