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Originally Posted by Brianna
Kitsune, dude, why all the fuss? Holiday expectations stressing you out? There's probably a nice, affordable foot massage/sex toy on sale at a Target somewhere near you! Kisses, you old fox. It will all be okay!  |
It's all gonna be okay... I just-- well, there's that 16 hour car trip ahead, dealing with two sets of families, the 'gift-guilt' problem, cooking for guests, the tangle of strings of lights, that creepy person ringing the bell with the red kettle outside of the place where I buy my groce--
oh, dammit, end it now! END IT NOW!
You're all getting pocket change for Christmas, you hear? Nothing but coffee money! I'll be in the woods in my tent next to a campfire on the 25th if you need me!
