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A couple more:
"too soon old, too late smart" -my boss, attributed to her granma
"You'll always work hard, because you don't work smart"- my BIL
"How could this accident have been avoided?" – my BIL watching someone getting ready to be stupid
"he's got his head so far up his ass, he has to open his mouth to see where he's going."

"how about a knuckle sandwich?"
"you want some cheese with that whine?"

Thanks for the correction Bullit: The palest ink is better than the best memory!

Warch:

"It was dinnertime in Russia, Soviet" - Dad

"All the cow men knew her" - Dad

WTF???

Mari:
"I wish the whole damn world a Merry Christmas, but I see no need to send them all cards saying so."

I LOVE IT!