Dirty Old Man manages to seduce Sweet Young Thang. In the bedroom he responds to her giggles and innocence with straight answers.
When she unzips his fly, she exclaims, "Ooh, a weenie!".
DOM swaggers a bit and says, "No, darling, that is a prick."
SYT never misses a beat, saying, "No, darling, I've seen pricks, and that's a weenie."
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