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Originally Posted by glatt
That's not stupid at all. It's actually clever.
Stupid is when someone says "That's wet paint" and you touch it to check.
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I have done that many times and have ended up with a white, black or green hand. I guess I'm just curious.
My stupid things are usually just ditzy things... and considering that I'm really not all that ditzy to begin with it makes them even more funny.
A few weeks ago, I squirted toothpaste on my hand, believing that it was facial lotion but I was about to brush my teeth so it just didn't make sense. I scraped it off with my toothbrush and carried on with my tooth cleaning.
I tend to trip and fall when just walking down the street - and by fall I mean that I am flat out laying on my face!
I've run several stop lights thinking that they were stop signs.
I've stopped at green lights - again - see above.
I often forget that I'm clipped into the pedals on my bike and fall over.
If I think of anymore - I will list them, but for now - I'm depressed by my stupidity.