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Old 10-28-2005, 01:31 AM   #13
wolf
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Very scary chemicals. That's what you need for the flies.

Of course, you're probably talking really big, evil horseflies. They bathe in scary chemicals. They are probably the result of scary chemicals, and any additional application of scary chemicals will only make them larger and more aggressive, and then you'll need Peter Graves to come to your rescue with a recording of their mating call and a fleet of boats equipped with really large stereo speakers ...
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