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A guy walks into the head at Grand Central Station, goes over to the urinal, and proceeds to piss.
He glances over at the midget next to him, and sees that he has a 12 inch cock.
The midget says, in an Irish accent, "Would you like one just like that, me boy?"
Guy says "Yeah. But how?"
Irishman says "Well, ya see, I be a leprechaun. I can gives ya a big member, but the only way I can do that is to sodomize ya. And I need to leave my seed in ya for it to work."
Guy figures 'what the hell, for a 12 inch cock, I'll take a shot in the ass.'
The go into a stall, the guy drops trou, and the leprechaun slowly inserts himself into the guy's ass.
He starts a slow thrusting, and builds in intensity and speed.
The guy squirms in pain, and surprisingly, pleasure.
The leprechaun grabs the guys hips, gives one big thrust, and blasts a load into the guys ass.
As the guy is cleaning up, he notices that his shween is not 12 inches.
"HEY!! What the fuck? I'm still the same size!"
The midget looks at him and says "What? You believe that leprechauns exist?"
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.
I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.
 
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years
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