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a few drunken ideas for your reading pleasure:
1. set a coyote loose in your yard.
2. buy a flute, and march them out of the country like st patrick
3. nuke 'em
4. just kill one cat, but do it so brutally that all of the other cats will flee in terror. make sure you display the evidence of it's demise for future cats to see.
5. move and never return.
6. call the spca
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality
Embrace this moment, remember
We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan
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