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Old 10-23-2005, 12:09 AM   #5
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Originally Posted by seakdivers
The Toy website was pretty weird...... I like this line
"Beep beep! - there it is, a new message...
Your heart races as you read his sexy words
You know he is thinking only of you"

Errrrrmmmm...... I didn't know you could read with your vagina - but then again, I never tried.

<off to give it a whirl>

hahaha!

[joke tangent]
A guy is having his lunch sitting on a park bench next to a blind man. Being the generous sort, he offers a piece of matzo bread to the blind man. The blind man accepts it, then turns to the guy and asks
"Who wrote this shit?"
[/tangent]
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