Forget it. I called the cable company- they said it would be my word against his, as I could have got the cable for him as a "gift". I have no way of proving that I didn't sign up to pay for his cable bill. They don't require a signature or photo id of the person who starts the account.
(What kind of bullshit is that? all I have to do is find some poor innocent fuck's social security card and I can get free cable?? When they question it I'll say they signed me up as a gift? I wouldn't be held liable? WTF?? NOt that I'm the type of low life scum that would do that, but still...)
Screw it. We'll keep the cable in my husband's name.
I don't have the time or the patience to file a police report, take my ex to court, etc.
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