Actually scratch that. I would take the white pill and I would become George W. Bush. I would end the war in Iraq, admit to being a military deserter, a cocaine abuser, a draft dodger, etc. I would then tell everyone all the dirt on Cheney the others in the cabinet, tell everyone that my entire family is crooked, and dirty, and should never be trusted in office, and then I'd resign from office.
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"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
- George Carlin
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