It only seems perverted the first time.
I've told this story before so if you've read it, move on.
Pennsylvania has a very large bear population. The state in conjunction with Penn State University monitors them closely. The same guy has been running this program for ages.
He (The Bear Guy) goes out and checks on his charges constantly. In the winter, when the bears are supposed to be hibernating, he crawls into their dens and checks for cubs, often with a rope tied around his feet so someone can drag him out if he gets in trouble. You know, like mama bear wakes up while he’s checking the cubs.
When he was interviewed about his exploits the reporter asked, “What is the most terrifying moment you can remember?”
He replied, “Dating after divorce.”