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lumberjim · 10-09-2005, 10:59 AM

Our neighbor's cat keeps ripping my trash apart. Even in the frigging rain last night, it was out there. fucker. I like my neighbor. They're very nice and accomodating, and I don't wan't to piss them off by killing the little bastard, or offend them by insinuating that they don't feed it. I suppose I could go buy a couple more extra large trash cans, but I don;t really have a good place to keep them. So, what would miss manners do? do they make a gentle cat poison that will just make it sick? Should I get a BB gun and wing the cat?

10-09-2005, 10:59 AM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I need a diplomatic soltuion to a little problem Our neighbor's cat keeps ripping my trash apart. Even in the frigging rain last night, it was out there. fucker. I like my neighbor. They're very nice and accomodating, and I don't wan't to piss them off by killing the little bastard, or offend them by insinuating that they don't feed it. I suppose I could go buy a couple more extra large trash cans, but I don;t really have a good place to keep them. So, what would miss manners do? do they make a gentle cat poison that will just make it sick? Should I get a BB gun and wing the cat? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan