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10-07-2005, 01:07 PM

And then there's this newsflash from one of my favorite sitesWhitehouse.org :

PRESIDENT NOMINATES TOKEN VULVA-EQUIPPED JUDICIAL HOBBYIST HARRIET MIERS AS ASSOCIATE CRONY OF THE U.S. SUPREME COURT

Statement by the President
THE PRESIDENT: Good morning. I'm pleased to announce that I'm nominating my personal lawyer, former secretary, and favorite step-and-fetch wet nurse – who I never ask why she ain't hitched and she never tells – Harriet Mier as my nominee to the stupid Supreme Court. OK? Are we done? Is this over?

(Sighs.)

What more do you want? Alright. Harriet, or "Dirty Harry" as I call her, is going to be the best darn judge ever and just believe me, because I'm really not in the mood to be questioned about anything. I won re-election didn't I? So why the hell is everyone all up in my mug about stuff that's totally out of my control? Stuff like hurricanes, and the budget, and corruption in the Congressional GOP leadership? I mean, I don't even KNOW those DeLay and Doctor Feelgood dudes who've been rubberstamping my policies for the past five years. And like, Iraq is my fault? As if! And listen, if you can't afford to fill your gas tank, then get another job, lardass! I have to pay for a whole gas-guzzling Presidential motorcade. And by "I", I mean "you". So back the fuck off.

10-07-2005, 01:07 PM	#4
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	And then there's this newsflash from one of my favorite sitesWhitehouse.org : PRESIDENT NOMINATES TOKEN VULVA-EQUIPPED JUDICIAL HOBBYIST HARRIET MIERS AS ASSOCIATE CRONY OF THE U.S. SUPREME COURT Statement by the President THE PRESIDENT: Good morning. I'm pleased to announce that I'm nominating my personal lawyer, former secretary, and favorite step-and-fetch wet nurse – who I never ask why she ain't hitched and she never tells – Harriet Mier as my nominee to the stupid Supreme Court. OK? Are we done? Is this over? (Sighs.) What more do you want? Alright. Harriet, or "Dirty Harry" as I call her, is going to be the best darn judge ever and just believe me, because I'm really not in the mood to be questioned about anything. I won re-election didn't I? So why the hell is everyone all up in my mug about stuff that's totally out of my control? Stuff like hurricanes, and the budget, and corruption in the Congressional GOP leadership? I mean, I don't even KNOW those DeLay and Doctor Feelgood dudes who've been rubberstamping my policies for the past five years. And like, Iraq is my fault? As if! And listen, if you can't afford to fill your gas tank, then get another job, lardass! I have to pay for a whole gas-guzzling Presidential motorcade. And by "I", I mean "you". So back the fuck off. Last edited by marichiko; 10-07-2005 at 01:10 PM.