Humorist-blogger Iowahawk gives us the
Supreme Court Job Application:
Quote:
<blockquote style="margin-right: 0px;" dir="ltr"><p>JOB 1: CURRENT POSITION<br>EMPLOYER: <em><u>_____President of the United States, Washington DC____</u></em><br>TITLE: <em><u>___Assistant to President/Office Activity Planner________</u></em><br>TYPE OF POSITION: <u>___</u> Full Time <u>___</u>Part Time <u>_x__</u> Flex Hours<br>SUPERVISOR'S NAME: <u><em>___George W. Bush____________</em></u><br>DATES OF EMPLOYMENT: <u><em>__Jan 2001____</em></u> to <em><u>___current_____</u></em><br>REASON FOR LEAVING: <em><u>___Seeking
opportunities for personal/professional growth as a lifetime appointee
to judicial body of large Western democracy____</u></em></p>
RELEVANT JOB DUTIES</p>
<em>As Assistant to the President of the United States, and as a
female, my current job entails many duties that will help me in a
position at the Supreme Court, such as resolving disputes. For example,
while planning the last Capitol Hill softball outing, I discovered the
Republicans wanted to have barbecue and the Democrats wanted
vegetarian. Thinking quickly, I called Pizzeria Uno and order a variety
of their delicious deep dish pies which were a big hit with everybody.
I think this goes to show that I am a real "people person" with the
feminine touch to get the job done, consensus-wise.</em></p>
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The always-hilarious
Defective Yeti offers a simpler version:
