OK, confession time because I don't think anybody here knows anybody who know ME so the secret is reasonably safe (you don't talk about stuff like this in Fresno, y'see, well OK except maybe at the University, but only if you check the crowd for Evangelicals first), weellll anyway...
This is a problem I have always had, super large erect nipples
It's even more bizarre because I have no boobs to speak of, just the leading edges. It must be genetic, has nothing to do with whether I am aroused or not. Only a heavily padded bra could cover the fact, otherwise people could see it plainly across the room. I spent a lot of my life holding whatever was practical in front of my chest with crossed arms
Guys used to say "What in the world is that in your pocket?!" and I would say "Nickles."