NOW SEE!!!!
Everybody asks me why I (who live on Canada's Eastern Seaboard) avoid going into the sea itself.
The sea is not a lovely pretty place full of wonderful life.
It's stuffed chock-a-block with things like this!
And a fur seal is one of the LITTLE critters with teeth... try saying "shoo... bad fishy... bad fishy..." to a F--king White Shark!
Little Mermaid my ass!
.... pant... pant... pant...
Okay... better now.
And yes... before anybody asks, I was bit by a rock crab when I was kid while wadding in the ocean... what of it