[Elspode]

I, for one, care not one whit about Ms. Spears' intellect, her upbringing, performing abilities or conversational qualities. She can be as white trash as Daisy Duke's grandma, and I wouldn't care. In fact, I am greatly encouraged by her childbirth choice, as it keeps thing relatively unabused in the long run, thus further fanning my fantasy flames. The only thing about Britney that interests me has been preserved and well-maintained (though a good washing is probably in order).

If only she wasn't saving herself for Bruce.