[Troubleshooter]

I can only imagine that an out of towner would try anything in Hammond, or Village of Tickfaw the suburb, where I live. Most people around here know that I go heeled everywhere and I'm living with an ex-cop. Between the AR, two Glocks, a Sig, and the Mossberg we're wrapped up pretty tight.

It's already starting to happen around town though. Last week someone tried to hijack a fuel truck and day before yesterday a carjacker from Baton Rouge tried to steal an old lady's purse here in the Tickfaw, or as we like to call it, Ticketfaw. He ended up with an almost fatal case of lead poisoning.