Oooooh, I hate tourists! I hate them so much! I live in a "tourist town" and I am so happy that Labor Day is almost upon us! Tourists drive 10 mph, looking at everything but the road. The stare off to the left or right, point, and gesticulate wildly. They go the wrong way down one way roads. They see a road with a 1% grade and slow down to 5 mph because they're in "the mountains" now, and they never know when a marmot might get 'em. They'll stop dead in the highway at the crest of some hill to take a picture. I am not kidding. The other day, I nearly rear-ended an elderly couple from Kansas or Texas or some other god-forsaken state who had actually stopped dead in the road to take a picture of a cloud or something. DON'T YOU HAVE CLOUDS IN TOPEKA, ASSHOLES?
