Well I cant say that I have been in many marital fights lately. In the good old days though, I only had one fight with one of my wives.
It wasnt pretty. Chainsaws do ugly things to the human body. Seeing a woman gurgle blood while trying to say "I'm so sorry honey" was memorable though. And made a good wedding night video for the others.
What can I say? I'm a tyrant! What would you expect?
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