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Perfect pitch with bagpipes: throwing the pipes into a pond, spang in the middle of a circle of ducks, without so much as disturbing a single duck.
Father O'Donnell: Mikey, me boy, d'ya ken ha' tplay th' bagpipes?
Mikey: No, Father...I duun't.
Father O'Donnell: Praise the Lord, sure'n 'tis a miracle!
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