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Originally Posted by Clodfobble
I can see that you didn't date a pre-Olympic gymnast in high school...  |
No, but I dated a pre-Olympic downhill skier in college. It was like making out with a piece of beef jerky. With steel thighs the size of my waist.
The jazz dancer was alright though
Too bad she was looking for a husband (at 19). Freaked me out, never got past 2nd base. In fact, I was a virgin until 22.