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Griff · 07-30-2005, 08:49 AM

What does a policeman cost in Costa Rica?
My policeman cost $20 American. I believe a better negotiator could purchase a cop for much less.

What is the stupidest thing to be seen in Costa Rica?
A young man in Manuel Antonio gave the full ghetto Civic treatment to a new Mustang.

What percentage of the women in Costa Rica could be classified as hot?
Fully 90% of all Tica women are hot. The survey was thorough, scientific, and peer reviewed.

How bad are the roads in Costa Rica?
AAA recommends the Bradley Fighting Vehicle for rental drivers.

Are the monkeys dangerous?
Like bipeds everywhere, CR monkeys are a product of their environment. While murderous monkeys are rare, petty larceny is common place, with theft of unattended beach bags and hat snatching being major problems.The recently signed free trade legislation should address the economic forces related to monkey business.

07-30-2005, 08:49 AM	#8
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Costa Rican FAQ What does a policeman cost in Costa Rica? My policeman cost $20 American. I believe a better negotiator could purchase a cop for much less. What is the stupidest thing to be seen in Costa Rica? A young man in Manuel Antonio gave the full ghetto Civic treatment to a new Mustang. What percentage of the women in Costa Rica could be classified as hot? Fully 90% of all Tica women are hot. The survey was thorough, scientific, and peer reviewed. How bad are the roads in Costa Rica? AAA recommends the Bradley Fighting Vehicle for rental drivers. Are the monkeys dangerous? Like bipeds everywhere, CR monkeys are a product of their environment. While murderous monkeys are rare, petty larceny is common place, with theft of unattended beach bags and hat snatching being major problems.The recently signed free trade legislation should address the economic forces related to monkey business. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis Last edited by Griff; 07-30-2005 at 09:04 AM. Reason: Spanglish