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Originally Posted by Clodfobble
You know, they say that the two happiest days are the day you buy your boat and the day you sell it.  |
BWAHAHAHAHHAAHA!
It is also said that a boat is a hole in the water you throw money into.
I'm told that there's an aptitude test: Go dress up in your best clothes, go to the bathroom and get in the shower. Step in and turn it on full blast, full cold. Now reach into your pocket and pull out hundred dollar bills one at a time and tear them into pieces and let them fall to the floor and down the drain. Repeat.