A buddy of mine's family has a dog and a cat. They got an igloo-type doghouse for the dog, which the cat promptly annexed. The dog shivered on the porch.
So they got a second igloo. The cat moved to the newer, cleaner one, and sublet the original one to a neighborhood stray cat. The dog shivered on the porch.
They got a third. The cat moved again, the stray moved to igloo #2, and the poor dog got a third-hand cat-stinking igloo.
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