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Damn I'm too old for this shit can hardly walk after crawling around in garden.
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You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to sit on the veranda and bark orders to the field hands, cracking the bullwhip for effect. Just pass on the mint juleps
Farming, even in miniature, is back breaking labor. Personally, I've never found that savory salad or side dish worth the pain and suffering. Communing with nature means being one with eighty eight jillion types of insects and creepy crawlers. Sure, it keeps you busy but the Bufferin bill is excessive.
