Mike Mike Mike...I have great concern for you. You're only 17...you have so many more years to build up some righteous hatred.
We were required to wear name tags at CVS. Mine was supposed to be especially made since I was a manager, but the dumbfucks at corporate never got around to it. Soooo...
I would take a generic tag that we have for the regular employees, and I would create one for myself with the labelmaker.
Some might have known me as Bob, Rahsaan, Alejandro, or Abdul.