NO!! Don't call the gay guys!
We worked this thing out
Two days ago, Arsen gave me a debit card that had $200 on it (work bonus) and said "here, go buy yourself whatever you want, makeup, clothes, hey, I don't care if you buy $200 worth of steaks and wine, just make yourself happy"
So I cleaned the whole apartment by myself.
I don't know what will happen when it gets dirty again. Hopefully he'll throw some more money at me and I'll clean it to make him happy...
And thank you, LJ, for your faith in our relationship