Sometimes life is funnier than what any scriptwriter could come up with.
Alan Colmes is generally the Washington Generals to Hannity's Globetrotters, but there's a gem of a clip on his <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/alancolmesradio/">radio show</a> website. Yes, yes, it's Fox News, trust me on this one.
Scroll down about halfway on the page. On the right side under "Audio Highlights" will be this headline:
<b> A Roll in the Hay?
Anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley makes a stunning admission about his experiences on a farm! </b>
Click "Listen Online," and listen to one of America's most virulent anti-abortion crusaders admit on a national radio program that, as a youth on a Georgia farm, he had sex with a mule and finds nothing unusual about that.
<a href="http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/bizarre_sex_habits_of_the_extreme_rightwing.php">Partial transcript here</a>.