[BigV]

Windows is my friend.
I love Windows.
No other operating system can compare to it.
DOS rocked too, but this is waaay better.
Operating systems are complex critical pieces of software.
When I think of all the crap people blame Windows for, it makes me sick.
Seriously.

I especially love the part about Windows being "so hard to use".
Somebody's always crying "Help me, I don't know what to do!"

Actually, such complaints do have some basis in fact, I suppose.

Particularly from those folks who can't manage more than one mouse button.
I'm not trying to start a fight here.
The part about the mouse button--I didn't mean y'all.
Ahem.